Woke up the next morning in the Q1 hotel, we were supposed to be staying the Silverton, about half an hour away walk from there.

Hannah, Charly, Shelly, Nathan, Josh & I, left the hotel around 10pm, after checking out a few clubs we ended up at Sin Ctiy, we were all incredibly drunk by this point, but that didn't stop us from getting in a few rounds of beers & 'Quick fuck' shots!'
Shelly got kicked out from behind the bar for trying to be one of the underwear bar girls, she tried to get to her 'future wife' one of the bar girls, who i will admit was pretty gorgeous!
Couple drinks later the four girls ended up on the dance podium, I can't imagine how bad our dancing had gotten by this stage but it can't of been great as we started hooking up with each other instead of some of the gorgeous guys around us!
A dislocated knee,few more shots, becoming best friends with some randoms in the toilets, wishing some random girl happy birthday, & then few more shots later, we stumbled out of the club.
I decided it was an awesome idea to kick my $100 shoes off and walk around bare foot! (which isn't unusual for me, but not a smart idea when incredibly intoxicated in the middle of surfers with no other way home then a heart beat & two feet)
Somehow found my way to the Q1 hotel, with a guy (is it bad i forget his name?) too meet Shelly, where i intended to pick her up and walk home, but noooo, after a fair amount of persuasion we headed up to the 67th floor.
I left Shelly & her new 'friend' be, whilst i ran a muck in their (very fucking amazing) hotel!
Determined not to fall asleep there, we woke up at 8am the next morning & began our walk home.
Oh the shame!

Heels in one hand, Bubblo bill in the other, half an hour later we made it back to the Silverton!
Where we all decided to head for the pool, Hannah & I were still quiet intoxicated at 9am in the morning. We swam around the kiddies pool clapping our hands & screaming like seals..
It wasn't until around midday i started to feel the hangover kick in, & wow did it kick in..
Dragging my sorry ass down to the shops, Charly brought me a fruit salad which went down b-e-a-utifully! We then headed to the beach, which after a refreshing swim in the sea, i decided to pass out on the beach. (We also spotted one of our friends dopplegangas! I could of sworn it was him!)

Finally getting back to the hotel, Charly, the navy boys & I headed for the pool, where we enjoyed the amazing view & slowly the hangover began to disappear.  Or so i thought, when we got back to the hotel i passed out, only to be woken by Jake with a pillow in hand, because he was bored! Then all three of the Navy boys decided to attack me with pillows, only because it was half time on the Mariners game & they couldn't find anything else to do.

Around 6pm it was time for us to leave, we packed our bags, removed the tonne of make up from the bathroom & said our goodbyes!
After half an hour of driving round trying to find some Thai, we gave up parked the car & walked around Surfers very much in a daze still!
We settled for kebabs & watched some of the performers down the main street!

Day four Sneaky pineapple

We woke up to Charlys brother Sean, walking into our room with one eyebrow, what looked like a used tampon on the floor, and a used condom near our bed.. Oh & a 'urine' filled condom also.
We soon realised the boys had gotten a hold of some shampoo & beer, & run a muck whilst we were passed out totally obliviousy to what they were up to!
Shaving cream & beer covered Shells car, few of the boys were missing eye brows and leg hairs & many funny incidents had been recorded on phones!
Seans cousin Jesse cooked up eggs, bacon & sossages for breakfast, they were definately great hosts!  We tried to clean up before we left but they wouldn't let us!

They had a gorgeous 'Pig hunting' dog called Sprocket, which we may have tried to steal! She was very cute and playful, we didnt want her to turn into a pig hunting dog, so we lured her into the car, but the boys noticed & dragged her out! Luckily, because i don't know where we would of kept her!  

We said our goodbyes leaving Beerwah, which Charly described as

'The middle of bumfuck nowhere!'

& headed to Surfers Paradise! Not before sneakily stealing a few pineapples ;) & a cute tiny one which became our 'sneaky pineapple'.. got into some sneaky photos! (too be uploaded)

Arriving at Surfers, we were greeted by three Navy boys, Nathan, Jake & Josh who allowed us to stay at their hotel. Within half an hour Shell had turned her bikini into a womens version of a borat thong!

We relaxed in the hotel spa with a beer in hand,, within the first hour of being there shelly had urinated by the side of the spa, and taken her bikini off, which we ran off with, leaving her to run naked through the lobby infront of reception & other hotel guests, whilst trying to cover herself with Foxtel magazines!  Jake & I were literately on the floor crying with laughter!

Hannah, Shelly & I headed to Pacific fair to do some shopping before heading out! We were a little bit drunk, & unfortunately Shelly got caught trying to steal a dress! When we got back to the car a 50$ fine sat on our windscreen! by this time we were getting cranky, bad things come in 3's so we were waiting for the 3rd!
Headed back to the hotel & started on the drinks! Case of smirnofs, some yager shots, coronas & vodka started our messy night!

 Young & Wild & Free

Day three Cuppa Tea?

Woke up on the side of the road, in Chindar,Tweeds head, lying on our towels squished together trying to share one doonar! After driving for what felt like forever (& getting lost a few times, which ended up with us reversing on a freeway exit!) we decided it was time for a rest, we hadn't reached our destination so we set up camp under the stars, on some grass on the side of the road, whilst Shell took watch.
Waking up to a b-e-a-utiful sunrise put us all in a good mood, & we were ready to continue our trip to Beerwah, Brisbane!
We picked up Charlys Brother Sean, his friend Brad & made our way to the pineapple farm, where we would be sleeping for the night!
Having our first proper shower & cup of tea in 2 days was the most amazing feeling! A quick nap & we woke up ready for a crazy Friday night in Beerwah!
The boys took us down to a muddy swamp where we swung off a dodgy rope right into the middle of it! Driving back with 3 off the boys on the boot, Shell took a sharp turn sending one of them into the pineapples!

Whilst the boys cooked us up a mad barbeque, the four girls made a little camp in the back yard using our towels and pillows, we sat with a cup of tea in one hand and colouring pencils in the other! I must say i've never spent a friday night colouring in my little pony, on a pineapple farm with a cup of tea before :)
We fell asleep watching a movie, 4 squished into one bed, totally unaware of what we were going to wake up to the next morning!

 Young & Wild & Free

Day two HAPPY DAYS

After having a messy night on the yacht, meeting the locals, going on a speed boat, smoking out of a VB can (get your bogan on!) tying Shells bikini top to the sail, finally falling asleep in a cramped cabin we woke up feeling slightly fragile but ready to hit the Coronas! After a sly dispute with Dino, we decided it was time to hit the road & make our way up to Brisbane.. But not before he chucked a hissy fit.
After disapearing with the dingy Happy days called to find out where he had gone, no words indicated he was returning so Shell & I jumped straight into the Lake & swam to shore! We paddled halfway back to the yacht as the girls started shouting for us to return the dingy back to shore, Dino arrived back as we were paddling into shore, shouting his head off, threatening to  chuck our belongings overboard and slash our tyres.  (Saw first hand how taking drugs longterm can affect your mental stability, must say it was quite scary!)
About an hour later our belongins were safely in the car, Dino had calmed down and Happy days was paddling round in cirlces trying to make his way back to the yacht.

'This is not happy days, i can't row!'

So Shell & I took over to get Hannah from the yacht,  could finally relax when we were all safely back on shore with our belongins dry.

After a cuppa tea & some hot chips we hit the road and made our way to Brisbane!

 Young & Wild & Free

Day one, 'I'm on a yacht!'

The 4 of us set off around midday, Shelly & Charly sat in the back seat, whilst Hannah & I navigated our way to Lake Maquarie!

We arrive and were greeted by Dino in a small dingy ready to take us to the yacht! Where we met Happy Days, a big bloke with tatts on his face, & a massive heart!

Straight away we all jumped into the Lake to cool off, (which i found out a week later a 3 metre bullshark had been swiming around the same time we were there)  a case of Extra Dry, 3 Pizzas, some VB's and the beautiful sunset made it the perfect way to start offf our spontaneous road trip :)

  Young & Wild & Free

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